Frightening things I find in my files

It’s looking like the magic-focused Mercury Retrograde series will have to happen next Mercury Retrograde. While I’m a perspiration over inspiration person, the digital clutter went and got to me. I’m now opening and examining files of abandoned stories, etc. and putting them in easy-to-find places and yes, there’s even a spreadsheet involved.

Some things, like this one, however – probably not something that merits additional work:
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. The dog raised an ear, went “eh,” and decided to leave it to the mighty hunter human-pack. Too bad those stuck-up apes walked on two legs. Never trust an animal too proud to lick its own balls. Besides, what’s a butt sniff between friends? You learn a lot when you get the poo on someone.